Friday funnies

With Brandon off from work for the summer and spending a lot of time with Trey, they get into all sorts of crazy man things. Trey has almost mastered throwing a toy baseball overhand, learned many new songs that Brandon made up, and just last night learned how to spit. Boy am I happy about that one.

Anyway, while I was at work yesterday, around lunchtime my cell phone rang.

Brandon: What's fwo-way-dah?

Ashley: What?

Brandon: Trey is saying 'fwo-way-dah' and I don't know what it means.

Ashley: Get him to say it for me.

Brandon: Trey, what did you say?

Trey: Want fwo-way-dah!

Ashley: I have no idea.

Brandon: (To Trey) What do you want?

I hear Trey rattle off about 20 unintelligible words followed by, "OK????"

Brandon: I don't know what he's saying.

Ashley: Ask him to show you fwo-way-dah.

Brandon: Trey, can you show me what fwo-way-dah is?

Trey goes to the refrigerator.

Brandon: He's at the refrigerator.

Ashley: That must be what it means. Maybe he's hungry.

Brandon: (Opens the refrigerator door.) Do you want something from the refrigerator?

I hear Trey saying a bunch of words.

Brandon: OK, he's naming everything in the fridge.

The conversation went on from there, but you get the gist. Who knows what goes on in these kids' minds. Too funny.